brbjess: OKAY, THIS IS GREAT. this kid gets all the points. equality, you’re doing it right. Pure. Fucking. Genius. wow this. thats the biggest slap in the face. PREACH IT.  i worship this kid, i really do. All the awards. ALL OF THEM. This is perfection
  • Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
  • Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.

141,759 notes   -  17 March, 2013
megustamemes: My brain just broke.

freeeebitch:

I hate it when people try to scare high school students by saying the words “the real world” like shut the fuck up there is no fake world there is only one world and we are all living in it right now whether you have a fucking high school diploma or not
50,342 notes   -  17 March, 2013

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr)
296,731 notes   -  17 March, 2013
holy shit dude you’re not supposed to notice that the cornerstone of my childhood There’s a reason this character hasn’t popped up since he was catching on to so big conspiracy…so Disney took care of it He was high as shit